Draw aliens on your sister's closet door then draw those same aliens on your paper during FHE.
Cut your best friend's bangs!!!!!!!!
Use the restroom then accidentally tuck your skirt into your panty hose then go to the temple and not notice it until you enter the dressing room. "It's so good to SEE you in the temple today sister..."
Lean down to change the radio station while you are driving.
Put a "just been used" blow dryer on your forehead.
Leave an uncooked tortilla cooking in the toaster oven.
Put your finger in the hot bubbling toffee for a taste.
Try to be a "fun" mom by coloring all the breakfast and lunch food (eggs, OJ, tuna and peanut butter) GREEN! The kids will just cry and your husband will yell down the stairs for you to "stop teasing the kids."
Let your six year old girlfriend's brother steer your car.
Write your brother's initials on your parent's toilet seat.
Let your 6 year old nephew hold his new born sister, then video tape the whole thing.
Let your kids chalk tag without supervision.
Let your friend put acrylic nails on you for the office holiday party.( I love you Melissa Y.)
Try on a bathing suit cover-up in the aisles of the store.(Hey Heathie Poo)
Use warm water to make Kool Aid.
Wear a pair of thrift store jeans on the first day of school with no underwear.(You may have to ask Colin about this one.)
Try to wax your own underarms! (This is an important one!!!)
When I say these things I realize that I am my mother! (Oh well, she rocks!)
"These are horrible! Give me another."
"Now what's going on in this movie?"
" Because I said so!"
"You look so much prettier with your hair out of your face."
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